Was as cheesy as cheese,
They started charging me,
I didn’t know what to do,
I was already more than broke,
I didn’t have the money,
Not a little I could choke.
So you know what I did,
I went to the bank,
Not just an old one,
The top of the rank.
I asked the bank,
“Hey, can I borrow some money”,
They said, “No, it’s too rainy”,
“Come back when it’s sunny”.
The people oohed and ahhed,
At the revving of the motor,
After the motor stopped groaning,
They named it the Mars Rover.
It scavenges the planet of Mars,
And all of its sights to see,
But let me be honest with you,
Mars will have no trees!
That is the American flag,
When I bought it, it came in a bag,
Our country’s filled with cars,
Like the flag is filled with stars,
We’re Americans that’s something to brag!
Can someone please tell me what day is today,
‘Cause I want to watch the cooking show (it’s with Bobby Flay),
I love that show, it makes me feel great,
But it also makes me think of what I just ate.
Pickled peppers next to the printer,
Plenty of peppers on the printed paper,
Hot Jalapeños hurt his hand,
That’s why water,
Was his demand!
Oh food, you’re amazing,
With your different cooking styles,
I will never forget,
How you bring people smiles,
If you had eyes,
You would smile at what you do,
If you weren’t there,
People would starve, not just a few,
I’ve always loved you,
Oh food, oh food!
Congratulations to the Warriors,
They have won it all,
The new season starts this October,
Which is in the Fall!