My Rap/Poem That Was Dedicated to a Dear Friend (I’m Talking to You, Burrito)

My burrito,

Was as cheesy as cheese,

They started charging me,

Unnecessary fees.

I didn’t know what to do,

I was already more than broke,

I didn’t have the money,

Not a little I could choke.

So you know what I did,

I went to the bank,

Not just an old one,

The top of the rank.

I asked the bank,

“Hey, can I borrow some money”,

They said, “No, it’s too rainy”,

“Come back when it’s sunny”.

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Are YOU Thinking of Your Last Meal?

Can someone please tell me what day is today,

‘Cause I want to watch the cooking show (it’s with Bobby Flay),

I love that show, it makes me feel great,

But it also makes me think of what I just ate.